I am pretty sure those subway guys mixed some sleeping pills in my sandwhich. I just cant sit on my desk with my head straight. Its swirling in all directions. I have absolutely no control over it. Wave after wave of doze attacks. Hurricane Ivan would be turning green. I have washed my eyes, face, pinched myself, browsed endless "interesting" sites all in the attempt to stand my ground against it. But I dont think anyone can stand such an onslaught. This is utterly inhuman.
I have found myself in the parallel universe, revisiting my childhood, and flying a plane only to be unpleasantly shocked out of them dreams and finding myself in my office. Who was the moron who invented sleeping pills. What the world needs is anti-sleeping pills. No, dont recommend coffee. I am off caffiene. Or another thing that might help is the ability to sleep with my eyes wide open, so my boss thinks I am reading some product manuals. I will readily work for a company with half the pay which has a slumber room. The human species is designed to sleep after lunch. Didnt the product manual say that "all specimens need to be rested after lunch or they will shatter into a million fragments" huh ? Heck, it would even be there in the Ten Commandments or the constitution.
Even venting my frustrations here is not helping ...
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I tried that deli once. My stomach got upset later that evening. Needless to say, havent tried it since..
Though I think that all the eateries are together in this mass conspiracy, not just subway.
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